his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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