what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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