dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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