you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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