My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Your shirt... Was in my pants
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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