How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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