I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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