I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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