i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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