3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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