Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think i got beer on your cat.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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