Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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