Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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