that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
high people should be assigned attendants
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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