My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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