I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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