I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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