just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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