Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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