I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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