It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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