I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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