Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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