Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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