She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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