Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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