Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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