Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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