What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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