Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It was confusing and full of hummus
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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