And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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