Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The adults are the big ones right?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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