It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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