Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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