Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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