I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
