is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We are two peas in an std pod
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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