So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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