You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
