New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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