WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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