I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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