fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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