even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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