Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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