tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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