Nicole vs. Life
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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