4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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