Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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