just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
