i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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